BadHumans

some people will get this joke

© moira hawthorne 2010

OK ... THE INJOKE...


hfytf by *hawthorne-cat
Photography / People & Portraits / Self-Portraits ©2010 *hawthorne-cat


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ok this is 90% photo... only the b/g is painted... I removed my livingroom... Im ontop of my coffeetable in front of the tv

Im an elf (or a demented pixie or some other FAE creature)
but fairly quirky since Ive been raised amongst humans.

hawthorne is: bluntly honest to the point of cutting

'hfytf'
some times I think Im not of this time and place just a strange fae changeling
at those times I feel I should climb to the top of some furniture and hiss
'bad humans... nasty humans... hurt hawthorne' till someone tranquilizes me...
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*phfeifff...phfeifff...phfeifff...*

*rooooollls around in a freeezzzy of worry*
why it always have to be something else to stress over... ???
if I wasnt such a friend needy person Id move away to the forests a be a fae hermit!
just me and some cats... a lake and trees... and watch the moon changes...
wear leaves in my hair ..chew bark... scribble in the dirt...
find some clay and play in the mud... and scare campers...
wait... Im also addicted to coffee... I see another problem...

*stares at bottom of coffee mug*

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actually Im not nude... but you cant see clothing or anything else... really nothing to see anyways... bit still I put a filter on it so prudes dont get their panties knotted in a bunch

flame this and you will be LOLZ @

© moira hawthorne 2006